Monday, October 19, 2009

Black Devil Doll (2007)

Director:Jonathan Lewis Cast: Heather Murphy, Natasha Talonz and Gregory Solis as Cock Socker. A young moist buxom teen finds herself thrown into an odyssey of forbidden sex and unspeakable violence.What started out as a simple child's game dabbling in the occult 5 young hot big breasted chicks are raped,abused ,tortured and killed by an evil, jive-ass foul mouthed talking doll possessed by the spirit of an executed death row black militant.I only saw an extended trailer of this movie and thought it looked fucking great. Lots of laughs and blood shed the devil doll looks fucking hilarious. By the trailer alone i say...9 out of 10 dead hookers agree.

Happy Birthday to Me (1981)

Director: J.Lee Thompson Cast: Melissa Sue Anderson, Glenn Ford, Lawrence Dane. Virginia belongs to the best clique,the best student at her private school.After a freak accident a year earlier, suffering from blackouts her friends start dieing one by one could it be her? Not much else to say about this one but had some great gore for the 80's. 7.5 out of 10 dead hookers agree.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Hatchet (2007)

Director:Adam Green Cast:Joel Moore, Tamara Feldman, Deon Richmond, and Kane Hodder as Victor Crowley. A group of tourists go on a "haunted boat ride" where they hear the tail of hatchet killer Victor Crowley. when their boat sinks the group finds out that old Victor may still be hunting in the swamp and looking for new victims. Well with that said this movie will not be winning any Oscars but it was a fun movie,had lots of great gore and some good laughs, Kane Hodder should have stayed behind the Jason mask, he's not the best actor but his name go's along way.6/10 dead hookers agree.

Sunday, October 11, 2009


I am the Grave Robber and as you can see i love Old School Horror. I will be reviewing old and new movies. These are my opinions and may not reflect your own.You are more than welcome to add your own opinion.See you in hell fuckers.

Friday, October 9, 2009

House of 1000 Corpses(April 11, 2003)

Written and directed by Rob Zombie this was his debut into film making. As much hype as this movie received and mixed reviews from variety of horror buffs, cult followers and outraged movie go-ers this movie received generally negative reviews. Although this film may have been sited as "cheesy and ultragory exploitation horror flick" It was a great watch, its interesting to place yourself in the position of these characters who are in the hands of unruling sadistic psychopathes amongst the characters their are Captain Spaulding a sadistic clown owning a small run down gas station/side of the road horror amusement ride featuring the most ruthless serial killers throughout time. Baby Firefly a gorguese blond killer with a cringing laugh undisputedly insane at first glance. Mother Firefly a derailed nympho and Otis B. Driftwood the most outrageous character in the film who dampers in Buffalo Bill behaviour and political tirades. This movie begins when a group of four young people arriving at Captain Spauldings road side attraction on a mission to list all of the road side stops you must see while traveling, they become infactuated with the the legend of "Dr. Satan", and soon become the victims of this families sadistic thrills. This movie is definitely one to watch, turn down the lights, close the blinds & “You gotta have the marshmallows, that's what makes it fun“. Rating: Must See Sequal: The Devil's Rejects (2005)

Automaton Transfusion (2006)

Directed by Steven C. Miller starring Garrett Jones, Juliet Reeves, William Howard Bowman, Rowan Bousaid, Ashley Elizabeth Pierce, Kendra Farner and Joel Hebner basically a bunch of unknowns. I rented this movie from Rogers video and they keep it in the restricted section, I always walk by this movie very curious about it the cover of the movie makes you believe it will be a all out gore fest oooo no that was not the case in fact is was very tame even for a zombie movie and the story line was absolute bullshit not to mention the acting had less depth then loaf of bread. Watching this movie you feel ripped off and you think it couldn't get even worse they do the most chicken shit move anyone can do its like they ran out of money and ideas and they just put To Be Continued... like how the fuck do you do that to viewers the least you could do is put together a shitty ending giving this movie a 3/10 Dead Corpses

Thursday, October 8, 2009

Book of Blood (2009)

Directed by John Harrison starring Jonas Armstrong, Sophie Ward, Clive Russell, Paul Blair, Romana Abercromby and Simon Bamford. A group of paranormal expert locate a house believed to be a cross road for the afterlife after a gruesome murder takes place. The movie itself is not very action packed but when things do start to stirr up the gore looks very respectable and the story line is very interesting and very original this movie had its few twist and turns but was not as good as I was hoping it would be but was still better then most of the stuff circulating the video store shelves o and there is a kick ass face peeling scene you have to see giving it 7/10 Dead Corpses